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Keep up with the Bonsai Kitten Phenomenon! Mirror sites and enthusiast groups run by our supporters! Ever-widening market penetration! This year promises to be the year of the kitten... the BONSAI Kitten!


Children are still welcome at Bonsai Kitten! Check out the new Christmas project on our Bonsai Kitten Kids® page, just for you!

Previous kids' projects: Bonsai Kitten Picture Frame


Equipment Update:

Planning an elongated or spiral kitten? We now have the Articulated Feline Tensioner available for sale -- see our Tools & Supplies page for more information.


Spread the joy!

Bonsai Kitten owners, show the world how much you love your possession by placing this adorable little button, created by Ben Groot, on your own web page! You can just copy and paste the HTML code next to the picture. Don't forget to save the button image too!

I Cubed My Cat!
<A HREF="http://www.bonsaikitten.com/">
<IMG WIDTH=200 HEIGHT=74 BORDER=0 ALT="I love my Bonsai Kitten!" SRC="icubedmycat.gif"></A>


News Flash! Bonsai Kittens save your brain!

Recent research, reported in The Scotsman and other news corporations, shows that the keeping of unmodified cats puts people at risk of a host of debilitating mental disorders:

US scientists have found evidence that cats really do drive people mad.

Researchers from Baltimore's Johns Hopkins University say their findings show keeping a furry pet can lead to schizophrenia, manic depression and even permanent brain damage.

Dr Robert Eataoin, and his colleague, Dr Fulton Trappsch, who have conducted years of tests, believe a parasite found in cat faeces called toxoplasma gondii infects the human brain.

Worryingly, pregnant women who contract the parasite, can transmit it to the foetus, with devastating effects on brain development.

No doubt this explains the crank e-mail we sometimes receive!

The integral waste management systems of Bonsai Kittens, of course, prevent their owners from ever having to come into direct contact with the cats' feces, thus protecting them from harm. Your mental health is one of the most precious gifts you have -- don't you owe it to yourself and your family to make the switch to a Bonsai Kitten today? As a public service in response to this newly-discovered health risk, for a limited time we will be offering free disposal of your dangerous old cat with each purchase of a Bonsai Kitten -- please contact us for drop-off details.


Special Offer, plush kitten toy & BK "seconds"


Regional affiliates & mirror sites!

We are very grateful for all the support and well-wishes that have been pouring in from around the globe! We especially thank the many people that have mirrored the Bonsai Kitten site to ensure that customers and hobbyists can access the material even in the event of network difficulties. We have had a number of enquiries from individuals wishing to open up regional Bonsai Kitten stores, and we are planning to set up a Bonsai Kitten affiliates program soon! If you are interested in owning a Bonsai Kitten franchise, or want to sign up for one of our intensive Bonsai Kitticulture licensing courses, please send mail to kitticulture@bonsaikitten.com. Also, if you run a Bonsai Kitten mirror site and would like it listed here, by all means get in touch with us - a world of Bonsai Kittens is truly a world united, where peace and brotherhood prevail!

Registered mirror sites:


Kitten Clubs

If you would like to show your support for Bonsai Kitten, feel free to add the above image and a link to Bonsai Kitten from your own home page!
Our thanks go out to Alastair "I Love Bonsai Kittens" Alexander for the graphic.



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